The B Word

Today I was aghast to read in Ana's Home - School Communication Diary that she had 'sworn at a member of staff.'

Upon questioning Ana to get more details I was told that she couldn't remember anything. Handy that. Again I asked her what was said.

'The B Word'
'What B word?'
'You know B something.'
'B something what?'

Her reasons for doing so? The teacher was moaning at her because I hadn't got round to ticking a box on a piece of paper to say whether I would be attending the Easter Parade or not.